I swear to submit to the following set of rules drawn up and confirmed by Wharf 2LOUD (W2L):
1 NO JUNK: All props, costumes and sets must neither be bought nor built, but found by the artists working on each project from within W2L/STC. Milk crates and hip flasks, are expressly forbidden.
2 NO CHANDELIERS: Technical restrictions: a) all sound must be created on stage - the only exception to this is pre and post show; b) all shows must be lit using available resources and equipment - extra
colour filters and specialist gobos are forbidden; c) technical rehearsal must be in a ratio of 2:1 with the show eg. 1 hour show, 2 hour tech; d) the play must be unified and self-contained: ie. no external special
effects or extra media created elsewhere; nor specious action in the body of the work itself.
3 KEEP IT FRESH: The writers must not deem their play completed when a workshop-readingproduction begins, nor shall it have been performed or developed elsewhere.
4 THE TIME IS NOW: Each play must be about the here and now. Specificity is key, no generalisations and no vagaries. The pulse and intention is now.
5 GO TEAM: Each W2L creation is made by a team. Credit must always be given to that team; they must be offered first option to work on subsequent productions.
6 NO FUCKING SWEARING: No W2L play can contain more than 1 ‘cunt’; it can contain ‘fuck’ no more than three times, and ‘shit’ no more than seven times. Actors may not yell more than three times per show.
7 VIGILANCE: Furthermore, artists must remain vigilant that the work demonstrates theatrical imagination and is unclouded by the constraints of other forms. The artists’ supreme goal must be to push theatrical form, ideas and emotions as fa r as possible and not hold back.
8 OUT JOKES: No W2L show can contain in-jokes or private references. Work is to be accessible. Artists therefore must not mention in their piece, for example, any current or past staff of STC.
9 HAPPY BIRTHDAY: All artists must be willing to be naked on stage.
10 RED PEN: All shows must run no longer than 83 minutes.
I swear to achieve this by all the means available and at the cost of fine taste and aesthetic considerations.
Thus I make my Vow of Clarity.
On behalf of Wharf 2LOUD:
BRENDAN COWELL
CHRIS MEAD